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Sunday November 24, 2002

Lose Your Rent Check!

We here at Tipsybottle.com have searched far and wide to bring together the preeminent NFL experts in the country. Each week, they will choose their projected winners for every game and we will post it here for all to see. These guys are good, they are even going against the spread. Once the picks are up, make sure to run out and gamble all the money you have (or can get for pawning something of your roommate's).*


	*Tipsybottle.com can not and will not validate the sanity or the very existence of the experts. This is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

	UPDATE: These guys are Red Hot! Judging from all the email we've gotten, everyone out there has noticed. The number one request goes a little like this, "Sure, I'm having fun betting on all the games each week, but what if I want to bet the ranch for a really big score." Well, you asked for it and we've answered. Each week the experts will be showcasing three games that are guaranteed locks (locks = filthy piles of moola). The locks will be indicated by beer bottles surrounding the pick below. To prove their utter dominance and skill, we will track the winning percentage of the lock games below the total winning percentage in the box to the right. Have fun and remember to keep betting!

Week Four:

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Games

Big Poppa

Barnes

Slippery Pete

Pockets

Tipsy

Sunday 09/29/02

Dolphins
Chiefs	+3

Bears	+3
Bills

Saints
Lions	+7

Panthers	+7
Packers

Jets	+3
Jaguars

Texans	+20
Eagles

Browns	+6
Steelers

Cowboys	+13.5
Rams

Giants
Cardinals	+3

Bucs
Bengals	+7

Titans	+6.5
Raiders

Patriots
Chargers	+3

Vikings	+3
Hawks

Monday Night 09/30/02

Broncos
Ravens	+7

Dirty NFL Pics

Droppin' a Deuce.

Season Statistics

Winning Percentage:

Big Poppa

	31/60 = 52%
	1/3 = 33%

Barnes

	24/60 = 40%
	1/3 = 33%

Slippery Pete

	28/60 = 47%
	0/3 = 0%

Pockets

	30/60 = 50%
	0/3 = 0%

Tipsy

30/60 = 50%

Quotes

"For those of you who don't

know...Tipsy is my 4 year old

neighbor. Greg is it true a 4 year

old can beat you?"

-Big Poppa

"Barnes, can you send your picks

in earlier so we can lay down

serious cash against your

teams?"

-Big Poppa

"My brother does NOT make my

picks."

-Barnes

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